Pete: Counter-terrorist

I once suspected my nanny,
Was really an agent of chaos
Sent to capture Baron Fluffy.
(I hid him under the stove.)

She gave herself away finally!
By shifting to mellow Jack.
We all know Colby is best in
Melted tuna-mack surprise.

So I crept, soft as spiders,
Up into her room to find.
The Signaling Device.

It wasn’t in her desk.
So I opened up her closet.
Inside I found a shoe box,
Wrapped with a tape strip.

This is it nanny, no escaping!

Ah ha, I was right all along.
Can’t wait to show mom, she
Never believed in agent chaos,
I bet she’ll listen to me now.

How does this thing work, hmm.
Ahh, she must press it against
A window and vibrate out codes,
Or send them over the phone.

Dad got home and I was ready,
Eat raspberries evil nanny!
You’ll never trick mom now,
I’ll spring it on her at dinner.

Pot pies, yum, my favorite.
What’s that smell Denise?
(Oh no, Baron Fluffy!)
It’s Peter’s stuffed bear!

Why did you do it son?
Cause she’s evil dad, see
It’s a chaos secret radio.
I had no idea it was this bad.

They grounded me following
Baron Fluffy’s cremation.
But I still hear evil nanny,
Sending signals every night.